Name: A Minor Blasphemy
Duration: P00H06M25S
Description: The Tale of the Black Metal Prankster

A Minor Blasphemy

by The Spruce Moose

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The Tale of the Black Metal Prankster

lyrics

The Catholic Church has gone too far,
Centuries of corruption
Hordes of unwashed sheeple are
Disease unto the sun

Somebody has got to put
Them back into their place
I volunteer myself
To bring them their disgrace

Ring the doorbell and leave a surprise
Set fire to a paper bag with dog poop inside!

At the local grocery
Buy all of their toilet paper
Then sneak out into blackest night
To pull my heinous caper

All over their architecture,
Their windows and their walls
They’re caught in a devious web
Toilet paper covers all

Ring the doorbell and leave a surprise
Set fire to a paper bag with dog poop inside!

Paint can in hand
Spraying the hatred
All over the churches walls
Message marked in red
“No-one likes the pope!
His Pope hat really stinks!
No-one likes the pope!
At least no-one who thinks!”

Disturbing the priest, very slightly
Useless man, watering babies, preaching so shite-ily
Annoying the ministers, doing it nightly
An eye booger to the face of God, they all can bite me!

Sneaking in on a Sunday morning to pull the fire alarm
There’s really no fire at all, they’ve fallen for my charm
With all my cunning, I perform
A cruel and devious dance
I find the priest while he’s shopping,
And pull down his pants!

With this phonebook, it won’t take long to find
How to give the Vatican the call of a lifetime!

Rrr…uhh… Satan!

Disturbing the priest, very slightly
Useless man, watering babies, preaching so shite-ily
Annoying the ministers, doing it nightly
An eye booger to the face of God, they all can bite me!

credits

released November 3, 2017
Mike Bell – Guitars, Screams, Unwitting Patsy
Danial Devost – Vocals, Bribes
David Pollock – Lead Bass, Lead Tax Fraud
Dylan Mooney – Rhythm Drums, Rhythm Tax Fraud

Produced, Engineered, Recorded and Laundered by Danial Devost at Signals Audio January-July 2017 in Edmonton AB

Mastered by David Parks