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Measure of a Moose

from Pyramid Scheme by The Spruce Moose

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lyrics

DECANDENCE
Doesn’t even begin to be an understatement of the life we’re in,
SUPER-COCAINE
Is a our drug of choice, GMO cause organic coke won’t cut it
THE METRON
Where our serfs fight for the chance to be our human chimney sweep
DADDY-DOM
To the whole world, cause nothing less can get us off anymore

But once upon a night,
In a dream, the Moose he shows
There’s donairs left and right
Moose tells us what he knows
With a bright and shining light
The sacred tablet glows
Tells of a holy site
Where the sweetest sauce does flow

WAKING UP
On a pile of money surrounded by the most beautiful ladies
SHAKEN UP
We all had the same dream
while surrounded by beautiful ladies
TAKEN UP
With this mysterious sign
and did I mention all the beautiful ladies
Not MAKING UP
Seriously, we’ve got for us a lot of beautiful ladies

Pack up our things and start to go
Our private jet is set to fly
Off to the Donair Fountain of Youth
Head inside, we see the Spruce Moose

“Oh! See now!
You’ve reached my donair cave, oh you’ve done
Well! Be swell
And heed my crooked wisdom
Oh! See now
You’ve reached my donair cave, oh you’ve done
Well! Be swell
And heed my shifty warning”

(Why are we here?)
Fufill the ancient prophecies,
Defeat the dark bureaucracy,
And can you get me super-coke
(What the BULL FUCKIN HELL?
Tell us of these bureaucrats)
All I know
Is those pencil-pushing
Spreadsheet schtupping
Business goblins
Wouldn’t let me write off my pet shark Bruce
(So what happened next?)
…they kicked me out

celestial cubicle farm
Is where they do stygian business
Infernal boardrooms, ass-numbing chairs
The only coffee, Timmies
FUCK ME

Pack up our things and start to go
Our private jet is set to fly
Off to the Donair Fountain of Youth
Head inside, we see the Spruce Moose

“Oh! See now
You’ve reached my donair cave, oh you’ve done
Well! Be swell
And heed my crooked wisdom
Oh! See now
You’ve reached my donair cave, oh you’ve done
Well! Be swell
And heed my shifty warning”

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from Pyramid Scheme, released May 19, 2023

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