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They said I could get the cash I need
But I’d have to work hard, and legally
To work like a schmuck can’t satisfy my greed
I need to make cash at ludicrous speed
They say every minute a sucker is born
I make it my mission to shuck them like corn
Called myself Dr. Hux, the chiropractor
Now pay me big bucks to kick you onto the floor
No license, no problem
Our prices, rock bottom
The storefront looks awesome
And clients, we got em
You’d think it’d be tough
To train up to snuff
Now don’t call our bluff
But a trash can’s enough
Chaos in Chriopraxy
Doctors wages, tax free
Hired some mafia lackeys
The CRA wants to track me
Chaos in Chiropraxy
Huckster is the way to be
Join us and you’ll see
Come be part of our pyramid scheme
It’s not so surprising
It’s sure tantalixing
But one day, one mistake
Led to our chastising
They said it was not fair
To write off our donairs
The taxman wants his share
They ask "how you dare"
The terror ov audit
We must try to outwit
Don't show them the ballpit
CRAP... they saw the ballpit
Chaos in Chriopraxy
Doctors wages, tax free
Hired some mafia lackeys
The CRA wants to track me
Chaos in Chiropraxy
Huckster is the way to be
Come join us and you’ll see
Be part of our pyramid scheme